Of Malawi and Madonna

So that paragon of Motherly Virtue, Madonna, decided to adopt herself another African orphan. I suppose she's better than no mother at all, but not much. So whe flew to Malawi.

Anyway, there's a problem: It's actually illegal for a rich American woman to donate 3 million dollars to orphanages in Africa (which she did) and adopt a son (which she did) and take him from the country (which she did) unless she wants to live in Malawi for a year. So this child may be doomed to return to an orphanage in Malawi rather than grow up as the son of a very very rich American woman, go to the best schools, and have it made in the proverbial shade.